Marzo 2012
“So many vows…they make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Keep...”
– Jaime Lannister, A Clash of Kings, George R.R. Martin (via littlefists)
Ver
This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating its neurons.
I’M TERRIFIED
I’M GOING TO CRY HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT AFTER IT DANCES FOR YOU
So…..Soy Sauce basically turns dead squids into zombies which will dance for your amusement…?
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HAVE NEVER FELT SO UNCOMFORTABLE IN MY WHOLE LIFE
It’s like...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Verrawrglicious:
theysayoftheacropolis:
groovytimeladyinspace:
jonbloom:
the cutest bear attack ever
Stop it! I’m trying to eat you!!!1!!
come back i’m a bear grrrrrr
OMG TINY BEAR ATTACK
That moment when you're singing and some bitch...
“This isn’t Glee.”
Febrero 2012
The Torture and Execution of Cuauhtemoc
Cuauhtemoc, which means “One who swoops down like an eagle,” was 18 years old when he became Tlatoani of Tenochtitlan in 1520.
Captured on August 13, 1521, Cuauhtemoc was held captive three and a half years before being executed on February 28, 1525, upon the orders of Hernán Cortés.
According to Spanish accounts, Cortés, in search of the Mexica’s gold, ordered his treasurer Julián de...
Verfuck-bitches-get-money:
I’d be the kid still eating cake, lol
I remember when Tumblr used to be cool...
