How I feel after using girl's shampoo
mothink: A little bit of Rogers in my life A little bit of Iron Man by my side A little bit of Tasha is all I need A little bit of Thor is what I see A little bit of Bruce in the sun A little bit of Hawkeye all night long A little bit of Loki here I am A little bit of you makes me your man
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
Last Friday Night - Tumblr Version
theepichumor: Last Friday night, Yeah we scrolled on our dashboards, Saw some clothes we can’t afford, Don’t think we ever got bored Last Friday night Yeah we reblogged funny shit, “Ask me questions and submit,” No, we’ll never ever quit Last Friday night Text, photo, video Maybe post some audio Should have got off hours ago Last Friday night No, we never went outside, We stayed in the house...